Friday 16 March 2007

Rudra's School of Business Studies

Further advice for business:

'Ensure all your employees have the same skills as you.

If you lack planning and bookkeeping skills try and find someone equally hopeless otherwise you might feel threatened.
Don't keep any records.

Cash is good receipts are bad.
Always start letters to the bank with 'Dear Pen Pal'
Always start letters to the tax office with 'off the record.'

From Ms P.D.G.of London

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